{"product_id":"mental-health-crisis-crop","title":"MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS CROP","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium fabric. Premium filth (the funny kind).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe print on \u003cstrong\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/strong\u003e because quality matters: \u003cstrong\u003e100% combed, ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e (fiber content can vary by colour), \u003cstrong\u003eribbed knit collar\u003c\/strong\u003e that keeps its shape, \u003cstrong\u003eside seams\u003c\/strong\u003e for durability, and \u003cstrong\u003eneck\/shoulder tape\u003c\/strong\u003e so it doesn’t stretch into a sad scoop.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in Australia. Printed in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e Blanks sourced from our New Zealand mates at \u003cstrong\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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