{"product_id":"nose-feratu-tee","title":"NOSE-FERATU TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium fabric. Premium filth (the funny kind).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe print on \u003cstrong\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/strong\u003e because quality matters: \u003cstrong\u003e100% combed, ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e (fiber content can vary by colour), \u003cstrong\u003eribbed knit collar\u003c\/strong\u003e that keeps its shape, \u003cstrong\u003eside seams\u003c\/strong\u003e for durability, and \u003cstrong\u003eneck\/shoulder tape\u003c\/strong\u003e so it doesn’t stretch into a sad scoop.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in Australia. Printed in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e Blanks sourced from our New Zealand mates at \u003cstrong\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made to order, not made to crumble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular fit, true to size\u003c\/strong\u003e (no potato sacks, no shrink-to-crop)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCombed, ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e = soft handfeel without the see-through regret\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRibbed collar\u003c\/strong\u003e = no bacon-neck after wash one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSide seams + taped shoulders\u003c\/strong\u003e = shape retention, less twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSewn-in label\u003c\/strong\u003e (because scratchy tags are a crime)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted locally\u003c\/strong\u003e = quality control, faster turnarounds, supports Aussie jobs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTranslation:\u003c\/strong\u003e you’re paying for a tee that still looks good after the joke stops being funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eTreat your tee like it treats you — with respect:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eCold machine wash, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eWash with similar colours (unless you’re into surprise tie-dye)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eDo not bleach (unless you hate yourself)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eLine dry in the shade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eDo not tumble dry (it’s cotton, not kevlar)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eWarm iron inside out if needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eDo not iron print (seriously)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eDo not dry clean (you’re not that fancy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":47775048499450,"sku":"20083397131309403021","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":47775048532218,"sku":"11634912775961920400","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":47775048564986,"sku":"70491547071299690928","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47775048597754,"sku":"44900167637531917299","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":47775048630522,"sku":"29572550145050412648","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47775048663290,"sku":"62124354668538070638","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47775048696058,"sku":"31619920454502063365","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":47775048728826,"sku":"19549115206988825955","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47775048761594,"sku":"11744627264846388439","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47775048794362,"sku":"23046075718357034549","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":47775048827130,"sku":"15541021784347230073","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47775048859898,"sku":"63738201095247948538","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47775048892666,"sku":"78025998442061846560","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":47775048925434,"sku":"20583318518757404259","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47775048958202,"sku":"86530862072495407726","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47775048990970,"sku":"88444638457472443590","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":47775049023738,"sku":"75515125561883149370","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47775049056506,"sku":"13423330409007766566","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47775049089274,"sku":"29623582426704202703","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":47775049122042,"sku":"10546181889766896133","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47775049154810,"sku":"17230119994688650047","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47775049187578,"sku":"87064658976200839885","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47775049220346,"sku":"33328067559309629164","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47775049253114,"sku":"13936323279319988115","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47775049285882,"sku":"60024659120871670658","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/2268\/2874\/files\/12104834466771952693_2048_custom.jpg?v=1759039048","url":"https:\/\/www.obscenitees.com.au\/products\/nose-feratu-tee","provider":"Obscenitees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}