CREEPIN' IT REAL TEE

Premium fabric. Premium filth (the funny kind).
We print on AS Colour because quality matters: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content can vary by colour), ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape, side seams for durability, and neck/shoulder tape so it doesn’t stretch into a sad scoop.
Designed in Australia. Printed in Australia. Blanks sourced from our New Zealand mates at AS Colour. Made to order, not made to crumble.

• Regular fit, true to size (no potato sacks, no shrink-to-crop)
• Combed, ring-spun cotton = soft handfeel without the see-through regret
• Ribbed collar = no bacon-neck after wash one
• Side seams + taped shoulders = shape retention, less twist
• Sewn-in label (because scratchy tags are a crime)
• Printed locally = quality control, faster turnarounds, supports Aussie jobs

Translation: you’re paying for a tee that still looks good after the joke stops being funny.

Care Instructions

Treat your tee like it treats you — with respect:

• Cold machine wash, inside out
• Wash with similar colours (unless you’re into surprise tie-dye)
• Do not bleach (unless you hate yourself)
• Line dry in the shade
• Do not tumble dry (it’s cotton, not kevlar)
• Warm iron inside out if needed
• Do not iron print (seriously)
• Do not dry clean (you’re not that fancy)